Instead of spying, how about informing

Lost? Hiding? Your Cellphone Is Keeping Tabs

How about a new service that tells you:

• You’re about to head into stop-and-go traffic, get off the highway
• There’s a police officer around the corner, come to a full stop
• This is the third time this week you’ve been in BestBuy… just buy the damn thing already, the price isn’t going down

But how many monkeys did it take to type it?

Silicon Valley – Dan Gillmor’s eJournal – SCO’s Mind-Bogglingly Bad Faith