Yahoo! News – Circumcision Does Not Dull Sensitivity: Study
In unrelated news, BallPark Franks claim that both their original and skinless hot dogs all “Plump when you cook them!”
Archive for April, 2003
This would’ve been a big oops!
April 30, 2003My Consumer Spending Index is skyrocketting
April 13, 2003Big, big, big, huge purchase this weekend. It’s fully loaded with all the features you could ever want from a clock radio. I’m finally retiring my old clock, which has been in use since before high school! And I can’t believe I spent a whole $17 on it’s replacement! I’m out of control!
Of course, I miss my old clock, which had red numbers, and this one has green (the only reason I know they’re green is from the website, being color blind, they could be either green or yellow!).
Oy Vey, Esther!
April 7, 2003Bubbala! Can you believe the prices of gefilte fish? I was ready to plotz when I saw this!
What’s grosser than gross?
April 6, 2003Ok, I have to bring up a subject of utmost importance in these uncertain times in which we live… I know I’m not alone in my concerns, but I have to speak out now, before it’s too late.
Being a big fan of chinese food, I recently placed an order that included a quart of soup, fulling intending to eat half now, and the rest at a later time. What’s up with the ring of congealed fat that forms a ring around the container now sitting in my refrigerator? It’s so gross and makes me want to chuck the whole thing. Or, I will devise a MacGuyver-like contraption to suck the non-tainted liquids and foodstuff from the cluches of the fat ring!
I sense my first patent application in the near future…
